The Last Re-Badge You'll Ever Need To See

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06/04/2016 at 10:36 • Filed to: Lamborghini Murciélago, re-badge

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A friend came across this in the wild and took this picture. No, not the above pictured evil cat. I had to use that for the header picture because I didn’t want to spoil it. Below is the final word in re-badging a car.

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Are you ready?

You’re not ready.

Trust me. You weren’t ready.

Are you sitting down?

Really? Are you?

Ok, wait for it...

Behold!

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Photo by Chris Lunceford

I really don’t think anything else needs to be said on the subject.

No. Something does need to be said. At first, I couldn’t help but think how sad this is. But after pondering it for a while; staring at the black letter stickers, the white cover-up spary paint, and the purple painted stenciled letters, I have come to the conclusion that this person is a hero.

They are the embodiment of the American Dream. They probably work hard for little money. They’ve played by rules. They’ve done everything right but still can’t catch a break. Unless something tragic happens to them, this busted Corolla might be the nicest car they’ll ever own.

Do you know what this hero did?

This hero said “Fuck it!” and turned that ‘yota into their Italian dream. And you know what else? They have the only Lamborghini Murciélago with a trailer hitch.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Theropod > sonicgabe
06/04/2016 at 10:55

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If that little Toyota wants to self identify as a

Lamborghini, who are we to argue?


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > sonicgabe
06/04/2016 at 11:36

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Pretty sure that’s a Veyron, dude.


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > sonicgabe
06/04/2016 at 11:38

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Totes legit


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Theropod
06/04/2016 at 11:52

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It can use whatever octane fuel it wants.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > sonicgabe
06/04/2016 at 11:57

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Reminds Me Of This E30 I Saw A While Back.


Kinja'd!!! jovimon7 > sonicgabe
06/04/2016 at 12:07

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I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo GT-R, Dude!


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > Theropod
06/04/2016 at 13:49

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I was torn between the hero spin or cars having the right to self identify, but because car don’t have to use the bathroom at Target, I didn’t think I could make it funny enough.

For the record, I support all cars’ right to self-identity as what ever they want. When horrible owners don’t respect the car’s choice and try to re-badge them as they see fit with badge reassignment therapy, that's what I have a big problem with.


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > Theropod
06/04/2016 at 13:51

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Agreed. In this world today, perception is reality.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/04/2016 at 13:53

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Test mule


Kinja'd!!! 190octane > sonicgabe
06/04/2016 at 14:49

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I posted this in a comments section before but I’ll re-post because it’s relevant...

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The BMW-Honda minivan mash up. It’s really the best handling minivan and a pure driver’s minivan.

These are very rare but I'm 95% they don't come with usable turn signals, like all of its BMW half siblings.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > 190octane
06/04/2016 at 15:19

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I think in the owners’ manual, there are instructions for how to take up six parking spaces at once.


Kinja'd!!! FestersLumpyConjoinedTwin > sonicgabe
07/07/2016 at 07:25

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Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > FestersLumpyConjoinedTwin
07/07/2016 at 15:12

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I’m so confused. What? Why? I just don't understand.


Kinja'd!!! FestersLumpyConjoinedTwin > sonicgabe
07/08/2016 at 12:33

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Yes, that is a Bentley with Hyundai badges.... if memory serves the owner lost a bet and had to rebadge his Bentley.